Mobilar.

The next important thing to me, after my Bible.
I take you, we all take you everywhere we go.
What would the world be without you?
Can you imagine how we'd get by?
With today's form of industrial arts, you actually have a mind of your own.
You can talk, sing, give directions...
The only thing you can't do is walk.
I'm sure an intelligent individual will come out with something to make that happen.
Man, I'm so glad we all have you!
Whenever I'm late, I can let the other person know immediately.
Or even when I'm early, I can let them know that I'm there.
In case of emergency, I don't have to worry about hearing from anyone when I get home.
You let me know right when it happens, then I can do something about it.
The next best thing "since sliced bread..." okay, maybe the 14th best but still.
We will always appreciate this invention, a cell phone.